After
church on Sunday, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've
decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with
me," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?"
"Well," the boy replied, "If I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, I
figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and
listen."
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